User:Tim O'Doherty/news

Week beginning 27/5/24

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  Troop inspection
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  "Y'know Angela, I'll be getting a second house fairly soon"
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  Sunak hires new comms team
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  "MY MESSAGE TO KEIR STARMER IS VERY SIMPLE:
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  "Yep, completely screwed"